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This is the Magical 11/11 & 11:11 Post
May you receive what you wish for with live, grace, & wade and keep your heart and mind open.
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My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!
Me: cry about it you stupid fuck
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via reddit.com
nice try sjws but there are only 23,328 genders
shoutout to the roughly ~368 gay sexualities each mushroom gender can practice
mushrooms are gay culture!
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look at this stock photo
there is so much energy in this image
He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/
(Source: cheesepress, via creamandhoneybear)
(Source: helloserotonin, via officialhomosexualspider)
today on “unnecessarily gendered recipes” (you wouldn’t guess that’s a thing but, it is).
[image description: a screenshot of a recipe website. at the top is a circular photo of celebrity chef alton brown on a deep red background. he is wearing a blue suit, white collared shirt, black tie, and black glasses. beneath the photo it says “RECIPE COURTESY OF ALTON BROWN” and below that, “Man Eggs.” The recipe has 5 stars and 12 reviews.]
thank god men can finally eat eggs
Y’all it’s satire, making fun of how men can’t cook basic shit
I didn’t actually click through, that’s very funny actually
that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien
